Star Wars faux pas!
While Darth Vader is more appropriate to a Death Star motif, it was NOT Vader that said "and now young Skywalker, you...will...die." It was Emperor Palatine, the creepy guy in the hood who, surprisingly, since he's at least 170 years old, can breathe without a big black 1976-era flashing-lights apparatus. I'm troubled; this fabulous line was uttered on one of the big pointy ships, not the spherical Death Star. I prefer the Death Star motif (duh), because it gets blown up, unlike the pointy ships, which mostly crash into each other because of the Millennium Falcon driven by the still-young-not-crusty-old Harrison Ford. So the metaphor stays mixed and fanatics can bite me.
Note for the record that young Skywalker does NOT die. The force is strong in this one.
Note for the record that young Skywalker does NOT die. The force is strong in this one.

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home